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A blue sticker of a sofa with a stain. The couch reads "SAD SALES, STOLEN GOODS, & SKETCHY SERVICES".

Sad Sales "Squirted Couch" Sticker

Sale price$4.00 USD

Free gift for first-time customers - no code needed

$4 flat US shipping / free US shipping for orders $50 and up

The official "lightly squirted" furniture of the humor group, Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services.

High quality matte 4" sticker is made of vinyl and built to last, indoors and out. 

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