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Sad Sales

Official merchandise of Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, & Sketchy Services, featuring its most infamous memes.

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Sad Sales Squirted Couch Pin by The Roving HouseA customer's display of the couch pin on a hand-drawn background.
Sad Sales Squirted Couch Enamel Pin Sale price$15.00 USD
A vinyl sticker on a laptop of a bright yellow schoolbus. The side of the bus reads "IT'S FOR CHURCH, SWEETIE" and it has a red stop sign that says "NEXT!!"
"It's for Church, Sweetie" Bus Vinyl Sticker Sale price$4.00 USD
A sticker featuring a red circle and slash over a tan pyramid, which reads "MLM".
"No MLMs" Vinyl Sticker Sale price$4.00 USD

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We create original designs and source unusual art from antiquity. We think the pieces you wear and collect should be unique expressions of you.

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We're proud of our work, and we want it to last. Our materials are thoughtfully sourced so you can enjoy our products for years to come.

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As a husband-and-wife team, we work every day to make your order perfect. If we don't get it right, just let us know.