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Sad Sales

Official merchandise of Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, & Sketchy Services, featuring its most infamous memes.

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Sad Sales Squirted Couch Pin by The Roving HouseA customer's display of the couch pin on a hand-drawn background.
A vinyl sticker on a laptop of a bright yellow schoolbus. The side of the bus reads "IT'S FOR CHURCH, SWEETIE" and it has a red stop sign that says "NEXT!!"
A sticker featuring a red circle and slash over a tan pyramid, which reads "MLM".
"No MLMs" Vinyl Sticker Sale price$5.48