Golden Garage Sale Freebies

Free item with every $10 spent during the Golden Garage Sale.
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Vermin Supreme Enamel Pin

Vermin Supreme Enamel Pin

(7)
$15
Buy a Tent Enamel Pin
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Buy a Tent Enamel Pin

(1)
$13
A matte vinyl sticker of a black femme mermaid with purple hair. She has a tattoo on her fish-butt that says "DIE MAD".

Die Mad Mermaid Sticker

(2)
$5
A red, white, green, and black sticker candy cane sharpened at one end, surrounded by a green banner that reads "DON'T FUCK WITH THE HOLIDAYS".

"Don't Fuck with the Holidays" Candy Cane Shiv Sticker

(2)
$4
A vinyl blue, white, and grey sticker of a salt shaker with "DIE MAD" written on the side.

Die Mad Salt Shaker Sticker

(0)
$4
An enamel pin in the shape of a hammer, with "BAN ME, DADDY" written on the handle.
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Ban Me Daddy Hammer Pin

(3)
$10
"Wash Your Fucking Hands" Sticker

"Wash Your Fucking Hands" Sticker

(1)
$4
Sad Sales Squirted Couch Pin by The Roving House

Sad Sales Squirted Couch Pin

(4)
$15
An enamel pin of an orange gopher with the face of Donald Trump, popping out of a hole.
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"Bunker Bitch" Enamel Pin

(4)
$15
Choas Nonsense "Billy the Kidney" Bean Pin
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Choas Nonsense "Billy the Kidney" Bean Pin

(6)
$12
An embroidered patch in the shape of a classic blue and silver salt shaker, featuring white glitter "salt" and text that reads "DIE MAD".

Die Mad Salt Shaker Patch

(1)
$7
A grey sticker sheet of eight white, yellow, and blue mayonnaise jars that read "HELL NO" "REAL MESSY".

"Hell No" Messy Mayo Sticker Sheet

(0)
$5
A vinyl sticker on a laptop of a bright yellow schoolbus. The side of the bus reads "IT'S FOR CHURCH, SWEETIE" and it has a red stop sign that says "NEXT!!"

"It's for Church, Sweetie" Bus Vinyl Sticker

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$4
An embroidered patch resembling a pink pig, with the text "PAY UP" written in metallic gold on his side.

Pay Up Pig Patch

(1)
$7
An embroidered patch of a purple dildo surrounded by a blue banner that reads "it's a fun cult".
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Fun Cult Dildo Patch

(1)
$7
A blue sticker of a sofa with a stain. The couch reads "SAD SALES, STOLEN GOODS, & SKETCHY SERVICES".

Sad Sales "Squirted Couch" Sticker

(2)
$4
Vermin Supreme Glitter Sticker

Vermin Supreme Glitter Sticker

(2)
$5
Orchid Mantis & Flower Pin by The Roving House
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Orchid Mantis & Flower Pin

(0)
$15
A black and white woven patch of a snail carrying a bindle. Behind him is the text "The Roving House".

The Roving House Snail Patch

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$7
A classic "pinned specimen" style sticker of the adult female orchid mantis, featuring subtle shimmer on the insect and a bright holographic rainbow border.

Orchid Mantis Sticker

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$4
Orchid Mantis Patch by The Roving House

Orchid Mantis Patch

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$5
Jewel Scarab Beetle - Metallic Sticker by The Roving House

Jewel Scarab Beetle - Metallic Sticker

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$5
Fijian Farmer Ant Patch by The Roving House

Fijian Farmer Ant Patch

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$7

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